chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our faces and...
fartgallery: I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
oomshi: hallmoniter: squirting is so hot i love a good water gun fight
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: I look like Yes And you look like No
yeahitsmarco: *phone vibrates while sitting on it*
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do u address the meme king u madjesty
insufficientlyadvanced: the saddest day in my adolescence was the day i realized being right didn’t make me not an asshole by the time it turned out i wasn’t actually right all that often, i was prepared to deal with that realization
illkim: Making you a mixtape
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
rnedia: when did this become more attractive than this?
mistressfeferi: hopelessbaka: at least gravity is attracted to me
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
spocktakular: cant believe yoohoo bought tumblr
dampsandwich: before we do this i should probably tell you something…i have an std…a super tiny dick..
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
mumford-and-puns: two lice are trekking in back-country, a daddy louse and a baby louse. The daddy louse is a lousey climber and suddenly he loses his footing and starts to fall. His leg is broken, and there’s nothing baby louse can do. “daddy!” “it’s okay son. Go on a head.”
shutupaubrey: fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass
rpgmaker: food gifsets captioned with “tag your porn there are children here”
maths-sucks: h0odrich: someone was just born I hope they’re hot